Long nights lead to the greatest stories. Don’t cut yourself off. Don’t sell yourself short. Let life wander into the deep of the night. There, you’ll find the moment you’ve been waiting for. 
I wouldn’t let a human skittle into my bar either. 
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Friday is a hell of a reason to kiss a stranger. 
Lose it one night, talk about it the next. 
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Floating along the shallows of the dance floor, she sits, waiting, in her glory and beauty. Soon, her agonizing bite will pinch into the skin of someone, some, bum…
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Poor Jennifer. 
In honor New Orleans…
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When painted in white chocolate the body becomes edible. Not unlike the rest of the time. 
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Onstage with FloRida’s jewelry. Orland, Florida.
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Years of research, preparation and international financing have finally paid off. For the first time the magnificent giant squid takes on the ocean’s greatest giant, the blue whale.
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Good on Friday, better on Monday.
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Kirsten Karkanen has a new hobby, disfiguring precious photos of yesteryear. With an exacto in hand no family, grandpa or child is safe. I’d love to see this vision take off in new directions, like farm animals and celebrities. Welcome to the team Kirsten.
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Body shots, who hasn’t? But chest chugs? Now that’s a new level of gross.
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Originally, this was a set of 50 some-odd photos. Why not show the other 50? Because no one wants to relive the ugly late night moments. They just want to see the gems.
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Brewer ladies and gents’!
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